Why God Made Mothers

I was reading answers given by 2nd grade schoolchildren to the following questions and I thought they were so interesting and funny. I wanted to know what my children's answers would be 

so I asked them :)

Why did God make mothers?

Simon (9.5, 4^th grade): Without mothers there would be no people.

Stanley (7, 2^nd grade): To make sure their children not have too much candy and not play too much video games and not watch too much movies.

Thaddeus (5, pre-k): To make babies.

How did God make mothers?

Simon: He just said, “Let there be ladies”.

Stanley: With his words. He said it and it came true.

Thaddeus: By skeleton.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

Simon: God’s love.

Stanley: Skin, bones, and muscles.

Thaddeus: I don’t know.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

Simon: Because the wrong mom would not do the same thing as my mom.

Stanley: Because she is our only mom and we love her.

Thaddeus: Because I love my mom.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

Simon: A good listener.

Stanley: A good crocheter.

Thaddeus: A baby.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

Simon: If he has time for kids.

Stanley: That someday they were going to have a baby.

Thaddeus: If he can go to the marry station

Why did your mom marry your dad?

Simon: She fell in love with him and they wanted to have children

Stanley: To have a baby.

Thaddeus: Because she loves him

Who’s the boss at your house?

Simon: Mom.

Stanley: Papa and Mama.

Thaddeus: Dedyshka and Papa.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?

Simon: Their hair.

Stanley: Papa’s have a beard some times and mom’s don’t. Moms are not bald.

Thaddeus: Look a little bit the same, but different skin.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

Simon: Crochet.

Stanley: Use her computer.

Thaddeus: She’s too busy.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

Simon: Flowers in her hair.

Stanley:  Take a picture with a newborn baby.

Thaddeus: Not be busy.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

Simon: For her to take us to PlayPlace more often.

Stanley: To not yell at us.

Thaddeus: Not be busy every day

Oh I had a good chuckle, I hope you did as well...